Inform your Government!

Music is a truly wonderful source of eternal enjoyment! But be aware of evil forces turning innocent melodies into fascism. Music is something that can be degenerated. Karl Marx wrote about this in his book Das Hospital:

“Like diarrhea, Western music is something that arouses disgust and the feeling of serious illness.”

In conclusion, music tends to be rotten in western compost-modernistic era. We can make the world to a better place by removing ugly music. Above all, we must bring its listeners to court. 

You can clearly see how much better music is nowadays thanks to our wonderful informants.

So if you have seen anything suspicious or heard ugly music. Please report it to us by using the form below.

Thank you!
Günther Raubschaentze

31 Comments

  1. Uli Knödel

    My ridiculous son-in-law sings in a choir and he looks like comrade Josef Stalin at the same time.
    Is that healthy?

    The name of the choir is F Demented

    • Günther Raubschaentze

      Making fun of Joseph Stalin by looking like him is a serious hate crime. I understand that you want to make this stop. Where is your son-in-law right now? Please send us all information you have about him.

    • Günther Raubschaentze

      If I was you, I would sneak around and inform all her neighbours and friends about her strange behaviour (just to be kind).

  2. Nimba Sturm

    For a long time I have noticed that our local bus driver never looks happy. In addition, he does not look like Joseph Stalin enough to make me feel secure. He should hum a happy tune everyday at work.

  3. Alexander

    My dad keeps singing theese songs from some wanna be rock bands from the west like The Scorpion. What should I do?

  4. Bryan

    I’m quite desperate. Literally everyone I know listens to this evil band called ‘BTS’. I don’t understand how someone could screw up the art of music so much like them!

    It has come to the point where I find their evil propaganda all over my neighbourhood. (And on Twitter, but let’s just not discuss that.)

    I’ve never felt so insecure in the place I’ve called home my entire life so much since their arrival.

    What do I do?

    • Günther Raubschaentze

      Dear Bryan,

      We understand your concerns about this Korean pop band because “BTS” does not even come from North Korea!

      The best thing you can do is to buy a daily newspaper in which you cut a tiny little peephole. Then visit a public park, enjoy some turnip, drink distilled water and just take notes about every suspicious person you see through that paper.

      Write your report. Choose a silent typewriter who looks western just to blend in socially.

      Send the report to us.

      • Bryan

        Hello, Günther.

        I have been following your instructions for a bit..
        I have found a lot of people wearing ‘Blaue Jeans’..
        And, I have found a few women carving ‘BTS’ propaganda again..

        But, the problem with this is not being noticed with the hole in the Newspaper.

        I probably got asked ‘why’ a hundred times, causing me to leave early because I didn’t want the government to catch on too early.

        • Günther Raubschaentze

          These people are capitalists so they have odd views about what is weird and not. Just scream “I am mankind!”(bedeutet that you are kind to every man) over and over again to convince them that you are 100% normal. Then just carry on reading newspaper/taking notes.

          • Bryan

            Are you sure this isn’t a way to literally get myself in that hole in the newspaper instead? (Which’d get me into heaps of trouble with the government.)

            Since, well, Capitalists are kind of like that..

          • Bryan

            OK, Günther..
            Something serious.

            I was overhearing a couple of young men while ‘reading’ the newspaper.
            Turns out, they want to get rid of the DDR for good, by going to Ernst Thälmann Island, and invading it!
            (These guys were clearly horrendously capitalist, blue jeans, McDonalds, Coca Cola…)

            I just thought this would be useful intel and a sign that the Capitalists are coming for a Round 2.

          • Günther Raubschaentze

            Oh, they will never succeed because the common man love socialism more than anything else here on Earth.

          • Bryan

            Are you sure, Günther? Since, well, you see a lot of anti-socialist/communist propaganda everywhere. And, then what’s up with the West?

            Also, rumour has it the evil ‘BTS’ might go on a tour.. It might bring some interesting intel.

  5. Vesyloye

    Hello comrade! I have been listening to this wonderful band for a few months now, and I am wondering if they are still creating music, are they?

    Best Regards, Comrade Vesyloye, Ministry of Music.

    • Günther Raubschaentze

      Hello comrade!

      All our production units currently work full time here at the Ministry of Culture. Our goal is to find a way to safely approach musical instruments without risking public health. A committee has presented a national assignment focusing on risk assessments. On the whole, we are currently making great progress.

  6. Zerinski

    Ok, hello, comrade Günther. I think in my country (Russia) we have many statues of Lenin, but not enough of Ernst Telmann! I LOVE HIM!
    Can you use your abilities in ministry culture?
    Thanks for attention,
    Ivan.

    • Günther Raubschaentze

      Ernst Thälmann was a bit too much of a capitalist for my taste. And he had a very small head so the statue would not look like him at all (statues have much bigger heads).

  7. avtomobil

    Good day günther.

    I have greatly enjoyed this kommunist entertainment.
    To the point where i am willing to spend some of the east german mark i earned in the factory on merschandïce. I am trying to get one of your beatyfull cd’s, “im dienste des socialismus” specificly. I am going to use it to convert some of the filthy capitalists to the way of marx. My genosse, do you know where one could get the cd? It will greatly help support the cause of bringing the revolution to workers everwhere.

    • Günther Raubschaentze

      Listening to music is very overrated. Better to read the notes when you take walk in the park for example.

  8. Comrade Chum

    Comrade Günter! Comrade Günter!

    We have tried to intercept your stick-it-transmission, but some [And i do say some Comrades] Have expressed concerns about the vagueness of the note.

      • Comrade Chum

        Comrade Günter our hard working scientists have been at work, craking the code, but it is impossible with sutch an lov quality image,

        • Günther Raubschaentze

          Luckily! Only STASI has magnifying glasses strong enough to see such small things. In other words: The password is safe!

  9. Deinpolischesfreund

    I have noticed that my neighbor has been listening to some degenerate music (non-IFA Wartburg) what should I do? Who should I report him too? How can I help guide him into embracing Socialist music?

    • Günther Raubschaentze

      Yes we know everything about him and will send him pictures showing the inside of an ear that have been exposed to ugly music for a long time.

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