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Lignite (Brown Coal)

Lignite-coal

Lignite, often referred to as brown coal, is a soft brown combustible sedimentary rock that is formed from naturally compressed peat.

Product Price:

RUB3,000.22

Product Shipping:

  • UPS : RUB15.00

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Product Features

Color

Brown/Black

Size

Big

Weight

1300 lbs

Buy Lignite from The GRD! You can buy it from us by a regular order. It will be delivered by boat.

Harvesting Machines

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Combinat Fortschritt – the largest producer of agricultural machinery is educated in 1951 by association of five independent factories of Northern Saxony which was engaged in production of agricultural, construction and woodworking machinery.

Product Price:

RUB50,000.00

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Weight

15000000 Gram

Effect

1200000000 Joule

Color

Yellow

Buy your own dream of agricultural machinery! Since 1978 the combinat have been engaged in production of agricultural, construction and woodworking machinery. Production of harvester combines, ballers, mowers. History of combines production in GDR.

These harvesters will only be delivered in minimum quantities of one hundred.

Steel

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VEB Rohrkombinat Stahl Und Walzwerk Riesa delivers high quality steel for your needs!

Product Price:

RUB30.00

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Find out the latest new steel offers and attractive deals from our modern steel mill. Please contact us for information about all our new offers and enquire some samples from your local Retailer.

Pricing is per metric ton.

Polonium

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Let our Nuclear Power Stations produce polonium for you!

Product Price:

RUB25,000.00

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Product Features

Weight

1 Gram

Taste

None

Use

Injection LD50

The history of our polonium production is inextricably linked to the visionary spirit of Alexander Schalck-Golodkowski. In 1955, he specialized in the distribution of this substance. He began to dream of an alpha emitter that really made people happy. Neutrons were not very precise at the time, but Alexander Schalck-Golodkowski foresaw that they could become not only elegant, but also reliable.

May not be delivered to all countries

7 Comments

    • Günther Raubschaentze

      Unfortunately, we have to tell you that your order for 125,000 tonnes of Lignite has got stuck in customs due to how narrow that tiny passage is.

      We will get back to you as soon as we have found a solution how to wrench out the freighter.

  1. Herr Bujah Ujah J Gasnu

    Lieber Herr Raubschaentze,

    Ich habe neulich manche Polonium gekauft aber ich weiß nicht, wie ich es nutzen kann. Haben Sie Rezepte mit Polonium, oder könnten Sie vielleicht mir Anregungen zur Verwendung meines Poloniums geben?

    Mit freundlichen Grüßen,

    Herr Bujah Ujah J Gasnu

    • Günther Raubschaentze

      Dear Herrn Bujah.

      Mix raspberries and polonium and bring it to the boil. Whisk in Gelatine, pour in a jar and let it cool of. Put on a nice etiquette and write “Omas leckeres Himbeergelee ohne Zucker”. Give the jar to someone you used to like.

  2. Jacob hollowballs

    Hey Guenther, I recently ordered some A glorious east German harvester, but when I look at the order status it appears to be stuck in w*stern customs. Do you how how I can get it trough these uncivlliized barbaric Kaputtalist non IFA-Wartburg listening pigs?

    • Günther Raubschaentze

      Dear Mr. Hollow Balls,

      We are sorry to hear about your harvester that got stuck in customs. It is strange because we greased it with Klarinettenschmalz to help it brake on through to the other side. But as you probably know, life is difficult in the West.

      We will compensate for the loss and send you a new harvester immediately.

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