Space and Food are two different things

We all know how hard it is to be outspoken about space and food. Sometimes it feels like an invisible elephant is standing in the middle of the room seeking for your fruit bowl.

To put it quite blunt: Space and food are two different topics. Still we have problems to discuss this matter in an honest way.

So what my work has been evolving around the last weeks is how to communicate this as clear as possible and how to tell people about this in such a way that they don´t get offended and run away.

What I came up with, is this diagram that shows the wheel of food together with our mother Earth surrounded by Sigmund Jähn flying by in a spaceship. They are both flying around in space having food on board but the earth is round.

This feels like a great beginning of a new era.

Here is the diagram:

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And here is the song Kosmoskost:

And here one more time:

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And here is the song Kosmoskost.

Planning for the Ultimate Live Show

Today, I have been busy all day long, trying to create visual effects which are necessary to make a live performance nice and interesting.

IFA Wartburg want one hell of a show, magic light and eerie thunder, spark and shimmer. A show that will change the collective mind forever and be remembered for years to come.

So I worked with this tricky issue for more that seven hours until I came up with the genius solution; put an overhead projector on the stage and use it to show important information to the audience!

We want the audience to keep concentration to avoid uncontrolled singing and dancing. That kind of vulgarism is not at all healthy.

So, now I have ordered an overhead projector from the VEB Medientechnik und Propagandaforschungkombinat Karlshagen.

When I came home, I ate some cucumber and realized that my work must be the starting point of a huge leap for the music- and entertainment business.

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Hey Radiofunker!

Today I had a long discussion with Billy Rubin about radio and living in a jungle. But he did not have anything special to say about that.

The thing is that we need to explain what a radiofunker is. I don’t know but it is a bit embarrassing to ask Heinz und Rolf about it.

I think it is a guy stuck in a jungle and desperately trying to get in touch with the good people back home in Berlin.

So I made this overhead picture for the IFA Wartburg live show soon coming up.

Billy Rubin is the fat guy standing there working with those parabolic antennas. Oh my dear God. Too much Ketwurst and Grilletta there for him. I have to buy a Chubby-Checker to test if he can work at our fatness center instead.

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You can listen to the song here:

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Creating the perfect live show

Tomorrow is the day when IFA Wartburg will perform live at Easy Schorre in Halle. The show is called Akte Rock and the TV-channel Mitteldeutscher Rundfunk (MDR) will be there, so I have to start planning the scene show now.

I understand that the backstage rider is the holy grail for every rock band. Without a perfect backstage rider the band will start to complain and use ugly words.

But a concert means nothing unless people actually enjoys the show. It is impossible to do a tour unless you know exactly how you’re going to get the crowd really wild. I want to create that dangerous and wild rock atmosphere that makes you feel creepy.

To find out what really makes a show tick, I started to analyze one thousand of the most successful live performances made by our genius socialist leader and live performer Erich Honecker.

This is what I came up with for the IFA Wartburg Live Show in Halle:

1.  Slipovers
2. A pointed stick
3. The overhead projector and important overhead pictures
4. Sunglasses
5. Maracas in yellow plastic
6. A sausage
7. Cabbage
8. Distilled water

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This will be one hell of a show!

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